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Cheesy Pokemon Humor
WARNING: If you don't like cheesy jokes, stop reading.
The other day, a friend of mine gave me the idea for a joke. It goes like this:
Pokemon Trainer Fred and Pokemon Trainer Sally are feuding. To prove his Pokemon are superior to Sally's every way, Pokemon Trainer Fred teaches his Pikachu to play the guitar. In retaliation, Pokemon Trainer Sally teaches her Machop to sing. In order to stay one step ahead, Pokemon Trainer Fred teaches his Mudsdale to play the drums. However, before Pokemon Trainer Sally can teach another one of her Pokemon to play an instrument, the Mudsdale, the Pikachu, and the Machop run away and form a band together. They play together for a few years, but don't get any significant fame. After a big argument, the band breaks. Later that day, the Mudsdale goes to a bar, feeling depressed. The bartender asks, "Hey, the long face?"
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I am now one of the pokemon band's fans, because of this, I will add the humor to a lyricsheet.
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oh Arceus YOU GENIUS!!!
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You said this would be a cheesy joke but it isn't. The next joke cheddar be cheesy.
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you're trapped like a Rattata.
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@MonstaDash You seem feta-up with these cheesy jokes. Sorry, I know my joke was dairy bad, but I don’t know jack about cheesy jokes. I thought it was pretty gouda tho.
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