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Cheesy Pokemon Humor

Tacolaser
Tacolaser Member Posts: 599 ✭✭✭
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WARNING: If you don't like cheesy jokes, stop reading.

The other day, a friend of mine gave me the idea for a joke. It goes like this:

Pokemon Trainer Fred and Pokemon Trainer Sally are feuding. To prove his Pokemon are superior to Sally's every way, Pokemon Trainer Fred teaches his Pikachu to play the guitar. In retaliation, Pokemon Trainer Sally teaches her Machop to sing. In order to stay one step ahead, Pokemon Trainer Fred teaches his Mudsdale to play the drums. However, before Pokemon Trainer Sally can teach another one of her Pokemon to play an instrument, the Mudsdale, the Pikachu, and the Machop run away and form a band together. They play together for a few years, but don't get any significant fame. After a big argument, the band breaks. Later that day, the Mudsdale goes to a bar, feeling depressed. The bartender asks, "Hey, the long face?"

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  • Eremas
    Eremas Member Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭
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    Bravo

  • Scashowian
    Scashowian Member Posts: 269 ✭✭
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    I am now one of the pokemon band's fans, because of this, I will add the humor to a lyricsheet.

  • CInnaBox
    CInnaBox Member Posts: 51 ✭✭
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    I don't get it

  • Tacolaser
    Tacolaser Member Posts: 599 ✭✭✭
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    @CInnaBox Mudsdales are like horses and horses have long faces. The point is that I took a simple joke and added an unnecessarily long set up.

  • Scashowian
    Scashowian Member Posts: 269 ✭✭
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    oh Arceus YOU GENIUS!!!

  • PokemiiAC
    PokemiiAC Member Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭
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    🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Lygars
    Lygars Member Posts: 110 ✭✭✭
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    now that's what I'm talking about bro! powerful storytelling skills, flawless performance and that final twist omg! ya got a bright future in comedy business! Am I a decent comedian too lol ?!

  • MonstaDash
    MonstaDash Member Posts: 253 ✭✭✭
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    You said this would be a cheesy joke but it isn't. The next joke cheddar be cheesy.

  • MajorBrendan
    MajorBrendan Member Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭✭
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    you're trapped like a Rattata.

  • Resilient30
    Resilient30 Member Posts: 318 ✭✭✭
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    @MonstaDash You seem feta-up with these cheesy jokes. Sorry, I know my joke was dairy bad, but I don’t know jack about cheesy jokes. I thought it was pretty gouda tho.