The totally real lore of the Pokemon Forums
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ai am @retoion’s advisor and representative, I don’t recognize you.
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Goodness, I think I need a timeline to follow the lore 😅
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heyyyy that’s my photo lol! GRRRRRRRR (I posted it on @Locallywierd’s wall. Also btw I’m just joking I would never get mad at someone sharing my amazing photography [aka zooming in and taking a screenshot on my phone] 🙃)
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… what. There are Pokemon. I will say nothing else.
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I’ll give a badly made one:
Hades started a cult of Giratina worshippers, we all feared for our safety so Clasingla created a
cultreligion to stop them. Me and Pikacarter decided to form our own cults. I made the cult of the leek, a chaotic faction of leek farmers who did not necessarily want evil to take over, but not good to win either. Pika made the cult of Arceus, which existed for a short while to bombard us in religious references. Eventually, that war dissipated, but Queen Vapor (one of Hades’s alter egos), being aa narcissistVapor, decided to try and conquer everything. The cult of the leek and Clasingla’s Flareon alter-ego teamed up to fight her, but Vapor prevailed thanks to the help from Sir-uledge’s Shellos cult and Morpeko. Shortly after, 3 new cults formed. Osho's peaceful bug cult (they weren’t too plot relevant to any wars as they were peaceful), LocallyWeird’s Very Much Confused Cult (very much confused on this one), and a secret @retoion cult (this one is a secret). Pika joined the cult of the leek, but I do not know where his full loyalties lie.1 -
That shady one, always in the corner, with the Yamask mask for privacy?
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ah, but I am an entity who you can’t work with anymore, I just observe and interfere where I see fit.
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Wait.... Then who kept offering me cookies to join their cult?
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which cult is the biggest. I know queen Vapor's empire is sizeable for the forums but the leak worshipers are everywhere
Giratinests are also big
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