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Pokemon pickup lines

Bolt_Boy25
Bolt_Boy25 Member Posts: 152 ✭✭✭
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edited April 2025 in Pokémon Square #1

Let's keep this family friendly.

Mine is "Are you an item, cause I wanna pick you up"

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  • Samuelandyoki
    Samuelandyoki Member Posts: 24
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    Are you macargo, cause your looking hot.

  • UnovanZorua
    UnovanZorua Member Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Item" might creep people out. Maybe say Pokéball? I think it sounds a lot more friendly (hopefully). Also, "you must be a starter, 'cause I wanna choose you." is a good one I think.

    I don't really think much about this kinda stuff and in return don't know a lot about it.

  • Acornyo
    Acornyo Member Posts: 817 ✭✭✭✭
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    If you were a Gengar I'd give my soul to you.

    Are you a Drftloon, 'cause you can take me away.

    I don't have you in my Pokedex yet... can I have your number?

    Rizz unlocked.

  • UnovanZorua
    UnovanZorua Member Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Anyway would anyone even have a positive reaction to a Pokémon one? Don't a lot of people think it's just a kids' game?

    I don't mean to sound so negative, but wouldn't a lot of people even find you cringe? These would probably rarely work on anyone who doesn't like Pokémon. Most of the population doesn't play or watch it, even if they know Pikachu and Charizard.

  • Acornyo
    Acornyo Member Posts: 817 ✭✭✭✭
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    @UnovanZorua that's the point lol. This whole thing is just us making up cringey tag lines that'll never work. Man these things crack me up.

  • UnovanZorua
    UnovanZorua Member Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Acornyo

    Oh, thanks, I didn't know that. I don't really know anything about this stuff or what people think about it, so sorry.