The "Ber" months are now here, so spread some festive cheer!
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The Thanksgiving one is so relatable
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Well how else would he be engineering his sleigh to be traveling at like Mach 8 to 2,000,000,000 kids' homes every year?
How did he find the materials and the workforce to build the toys for those children?
Was it magic?
Well, where did he get the magic from?
And that is most likely somewhere deep in Antarctica in complete isolation, where spirits are said to come closer with the material world…
THEREFORE!!!
There are three possibilities for this "Santa Claus" anomaly..
- He was exploring deep into the snowy tundra of Antarctica and ran into some spirit and divine intervention let him do the things he does.
- He is hiding in a lab, constantly tweaking his creations to match the demand of mankind.
- It's our PARENTS who have been putting out the presents all along insert dramatic gasp
BTW yes I obviously know Santa isn't real but I like lore so don't judge or you get coal this year AM I CLEAR
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Y E S
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Live in Seattle. You get two months of Summer and rain the other 10 months(at least that's how my parents described it when they were up there).
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Well I can tell you that they're right..
I went to Seattle last year and it rained at least once every day I was there.
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WOOOOOOOOOOO
I AGREE TO ALL CAPS!
ITS NEVER TOO EARLY!
SUMMER IS DEAD!
IM—ahem.
I’m so excited! Almost all of the birthdays in my family are in the Bers lol. Plus Halloween, thanksgiving, Christmas, jamming to awesome songs, watching nostalgic movies, looking at old pictures (something my family does on some holidays), hoping the streets freeze up so I don’t have to go anywhere, hoping the streets DONT freeze up because we don’t have any food… laughing, enjoying life, screaming in horror, being with the peeps you love, and always, ALWAYS playing Pokemon.
The bers are like… leaving bad memories of the gross summer behind, …and eating way too much.1 -
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