Some life advice

When a job interviewer asks "why do you think you'd be a good fit for this job" respond with "I don't know. Why do YOU think I'm a good fit for this job?"

You probably won't get the position but it would be funny!

When you tell your partner to choose where y'all eat and they decide, drive y'all to the place then, after parking, say "I'm actually not really feeling this" then drive back home

(Note none of this is good advice and never use it)