I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

But when you look back you I had summoned two giant slices of bread made of steel. Before you can react I slam them into you and char turning you two into a sandwich and I eat both of you.

“No. But I thought it would be funny to make a hades and char sandwich.” My hands grab the other sides of myself and pull me together. Then I sent a giant punch right at char, fly back summon a moon and throw it at you. As it break against you I charge in with a giant punch to the your face and grab char my the tail and whip him around and throw him into a portal to the other side of the world.

When my on arm falls off I shed the other as well. The stones point into me but I force them out. I say, “Ah, is that all you can do? Attacks which shatter so easily against my power cannot save you from me. It is time, I must don my ultimate form.”

The rocks floating from your attack and from my shattered moon begin clustering onto me and then I summon more and more clusters of rocks onto me until I am the size of a planet. Then I grow grass and life until it is the most beautiful planet you have ever seen.

And as all of the pieces go flying they stop mid air which shouldn’t be possible because we are in space where there is no gravity and all the pieces come flying back to me because I have enough mass to be a source of gravity. Then a giant hand extends out from it and carefully places you upon the planet. When you get there you are met by me. I say, “I was sick of fighting in the sky let’s fight down here for a bit. I hope you like the scenery.” You look around to see it is a very visually appealing and stunning location with giant forests covering the whole planet.

“You are mistaken.” I raise my hand healing the cut. “Every I world I make is another chance, another chance to improve and once I have perfected my design I will be complete. Except for one problem.” You hear the tone of my voice deepening and intensifying. “Every time I build one you just destroy it!” I begin to be filled with rage. “EVERY SINGLE TIME. I EVEN CHEW YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE CHAR AND YOU CUT ME IN TWO!!!” You can see I am filled with a rage that has no end and no limit. “AND NOW YOU BLAME ME FOR DESTROYING THEM!!! DON’T BE A BABY!!!” You see my eyes turn red under my hood. “I will end you.”

You feel the ground below you expanding. The planet is growing.

“You might say I am about to destroy this world, but I won’t.”

You realize that because of the larger size of planet the gravity has increased so well you can’t even fly up a foot without being pulled back down.

My disembodied hand summons a red partially transparent blade of pure energy. The planet grows giant enchanted vines that curl up around you and I float over to you and slice your head off and begin chanting a in a strange language that causes your spirit to fly up in front of me like a snake under the influence of a snake charmer. I take a silver dagger which can pierce the spirit and stab you in a fatal part of your spirit.