I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114343#Comment_114343

As you look around you Realize what is happening. I said I could adapt to any situation. I HAVE BECOME THE BLACK HOLE AND I AM CHASING YOU!!!

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114346#Comment_114346

I take back the Thursinges body and teleport away with Char in a bright flash

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114348#Comment_114348

And I teleport right on top of you and then I grow to have two giant cartoonish punching fists and a face resembling Majoras moon.

Now I smack my huge fist into you and grab char and eat him with the other.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114363#Comment_114363

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!"

I'm now on the verge of tears and filled with rage. "You monster…" I growl in a low, slightly intimidating tone. Dark red energy begins to flow around my body and my eyes glow a deep shade of maroon. My grip on the blade tightens. "You will pay for this," I say. My voice sounds strangely calm as I look up at you.

It is at this moment you realized that you've awakened a demon. My eyes show no sign of any emotion. Just a need for vengeance. I slowly start to smirk as I straighten my posture. "I can't wait to make you suffer."

You don't even see it happen. I'm now behind you and there is a hole in you. That shouldn't be possible, since you're a black hole, but the power of my rage defies all we know to be true.

Voltareon2012

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114369#Comment_114369

I become Kirby and eat your cry of sadness. You are no longer sad or angry. And no, you may not question how that works.

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114369#Comment_114369

As you say that I respond, “I would like to see you try.”

I spin around and smash you with the power of three thousands suns and then vomit char right at you.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114380#Comment_114380

Then I am now empty, only living on the need for revenge

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114381#Comment_114381

I seem almost completely unfazed by the hit, my only response being getting blown back. I look at Char's lifeless body and my rage only grows. You never see me move, but next thing you know you're a bunch of teeny tiny pieces instead of a big black hole,

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114386#Comment_114386

Wdym char was practically a god He is still alive.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/114389#Comment_114389

I look back at it and it slowly rises to its feet. I sigh with relief, giving it a big hug. I then look back at you, still furious.

"This changes nothing…"