I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

It's glorious!

I come to your dimension and slowly and subtly win the hearts of your people

You can be their king

I am their god!

Because it is fun and chaos!

You should see @WildWorld1996's 1596 pages!!!

I use hoopa's powers to travel through the dimensions, gathering an army of alternate pokemon. I then begin a siege of @clasingla's dimension.

I summon Beta Arceus, who uses Ultra Laser on @Hades0918 and @clasingla.