WE'RE CONQUERING THE LAND OF THE LEEKS!!!

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184733#Comment_184733

I easily dodge and get out of smacking range

PikaCarter2025

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184735#Comment_184735

I shoot you with a beam from the leek. "Advance!" I shout at my army.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184737#Comment_184737

But the beam does nothing, simply bouncing off my rain drenched skin

Plus, Brave Sir has to give you explicit permission to command his army, so it's up to him if they obey

PikaCarter2025

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184740#Comment_184740

he did, you just didn’t see it!

PikaCarter2025

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184740#Comment_184740

I smack you over the head with a water bottle (Stanley branded).

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184749#Comment_184749

Ok, well I use Surf, hitting them all and knocking them back

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184755#Comment_184755

I hiss and hit you right in the face with Ice Beam

PikaCarter2025

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184763#Comment_184763

I bring the shield back and smack you with a tv.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184768#Comment_184768

But I dodge the TV and the disappear into a puddle that you can't locate

PikaCarter2025

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184778#Comment_184778

I hop on a plane of geometry.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/184780#Comment_184780

I ignore it and slip into @BSDuck community