Update on malamar situation (LORE)

Candy0_o · September 16

Day 11: Its been 11 days since the malamar situation. I hit my head and saw all the malamar posts on the forums. I feel so bad. Did I spread this? Anyways Ive been using keeping an eye out on the people in my town. This mega malamar is too powerful. Its taken about half the population by now. Im glad my info got out to Lumious City News Station. It looks like there are people on the case. But I found a way to get malamars curse all you have to do issssssssddddgokkpdufzyfzypfzfgxlngmmliiijohovhvbmmmmmmmmmmm______<___%%%#Xxcmmmmymmmfriendmmmmmmmalamar

Candy0_o · September 16

This comment isn't Canon, i just kinda thought this would be a fun forums thing to do so if you would go along with it that would be awesome sauce

UnovanZorua · September 16

I also woke up one day and found I made multiple Malamar-obsessed comments. Including an insult to Delphox... I'm ashamed. I don't know what happened to make me wake up, but I'm glad it happened the day Mega Delphox was discovered. Delphox is my favourite Pokémon so I'm glad I could see its new, glorious Mega Evolution unhypnotised… though the video it was discovered in was already playing and was a few seconds in when I woke up.

Regardless, I hope the Mega Malamar mess ends soon. It's disturbing and disgusting.

TURTLEEEEEE · September 16

Honestly, i like malamar less now

Hades0918 · September 16

Me and my Charizard were flying through the sky when the Mega Malamar infestation happened. I saw a man taking to someone via computer. A flash of light. Some rainbow swirls. Then the words "My friend Malamar." I knew he was in trouble, so I swooped down to help. When I landed, though, the lights were gone and the man was rambling about friendship and need to make his buddy happy. He was crazy. I tried to get him to a hospital, but failed. Although I was concerned for the man, I couldn't do anything, so me and Char (my Charizard) went home. The next day I saw him dancing in public, ranting still about his "friend" Malamar! I was still concerned, so I again tried to get him help, but, again, to no success.

A week passes. This "My friend Malamar" trend is on my last nerve. I still don't get why it's happening. That is, until I see the news. Mega Malamar? This is bad. It'a trying to control the world! I knew this was trouble, so I search for something, anything, that could resist. I found a pair of sunglasses.

It has been about a month since Mega Malamar began attacking people. I would use those horrendous tentacles, grab them by the ankles, and dangle them until they became its mindless slave. I've barely been surviving. During the day I walk the streets, wearing my sunglasses. They don't completely protect me, but they delay the spell, giving me time to look away and regain my brain. I've only managed to survive this long because I've pretended to already be hypnotized, so they've never attacked me. At night, me and Char flies through the sky. I sleep on his back. It's not safe on the ground at night because nobody sleeps. The spell keeps them up, worshipping Malamar 24/7. It would be suspicious if I got caught sleeping.

I'm running. The Malamar have caught on to my scheme. They over heard me, @Voltareon2012, @Thur55555555555, and @UnovanZorua talking about our plan to stop them. It has been three month since I met them. We finally built a solid plan. But now... I think it's over. I have to trust they will go on without me. I turn a corner- oof! The Mega Malamars! My sunglasses fell off when I fell! Their lights! No, I need to resist! They're not my friend! Not my friend! Not... friend...

My friend Malamar is coming. Don't resist!