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Pokemon Puns

Tacolaser
Tacolaser Member Posts: 915 ✭✭✭
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edited April 29 in Pokémon Square #1

Everyone write your Pokemon puns here.

We'll soon be Weezing from laughter.

Just don't tell puns that are so bad they're Onix-ceptable.

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  • L_LostWord
    L_LostWord Member Posts: 885 ✭✭✭
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    #2

    Audino why I am here. Why? Wynaut.

  • clasingla
    clasingla Member Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    #3

    well i wishiwashi to participate skitty bad, throh i fear I may be unfezant.

  • Voltareon2012
    Voltareon2012 Member Posts: 808 ✭✭✭✭
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    #4

    Bewear these jokes!

  • L_LostWord
    L_LostWord Member Posts: 885 ✭✭✭
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    #5

    These puns aren't to be messed Aron-d with.

  • Eremas
    Eremas Member Posts: 2,069 ✭✭✭✭
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    #6

    Dragapult-in' me through the mud.

  • WildWorld1996
    WildWorld1996 Member Posts: 149 ✭✭✭
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    #7

    If you're a geologist, you're the kind of person who's Lycanrocs.
    To win a game of Chess, you Nidoking.
    If you chop up pieces of fish, they can be used Feraligatr food.
    The dogs need exercise, Golett them out!
    These may be Klawf-ul. I Hoopa not, though!

  • L_LostWord
    L_LostWord Member Posts: 885 ✭✭✭
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    #8
    https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/76017#Comment_76017

    I think they are awesome~

  • L_LostWord
    L_LostWord Member Posts: 885 ✭✭✭
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    #9

    I don't like when I summon Alolan Exeggutor from Poké Balls in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. It makes me think to myself, "Are you yolking?"

  • WildWorld1996
    WildWorld1996 Member Posts: 149 ✭✭✭
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    #10

    You Golduck be Purrloin my leg.

    (Those might be my worst ones yet.)

  • Hades0918
    Hades0918 Member Posts: 2,466 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    #11

    Give me a second. I need to put on my Sawk.

    Done!

    Now let me- Wait!

    Pik-ACHU!

    Sorry! Had to Sneasel!

    Now I'm ready to make some puns!

    ...

    Dang it! I can't think of any!

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