How has Kyurem not fallen over yet?

Like, seriously. This thing is bipedal, yet it somehow has the body of a quadruped. Its entire body is located at the back, but at the front you just have this super long neck with the head just sitting there at the end. Like, if this thing ate a Dachsbun (which according to folklore, it WOULD do if given the chance), you'd be able to see the entire thing being swallowed whole. How does it not fall over? Like, that body plan is seriously unbalanced, and if it did fall over, how would it even do so? Would it just dramatically sit down? Would its head just fall to the ground like a ball of concrete? I've had this question since 2010 and even 14 years and a couple months later, i still don't understand how this guy works.
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Kyurem fell over!
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Good point! LOL
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Don't think about it too hard.
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This genuinely made me laugh it was perfect
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Hey guys I have this photo in my photo library
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Thanks! I'm glad to have a Kyurem plush. Perfect size for cuddling with.
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I'm just bringing this up again.
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Maybe most of its weight is in the back?
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Do you prefer black kyurem or white kyurem
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