Villain Roast- Team Rocket Trio
Hey everyone. Here's a little villain roast for today. Today's Roastee being the Team Rocket Trio! Jessie, James, and Meowth!!
Usually Meowth's the brains in the trio but write a complaint about not getting roasted? He couldn't be able to write a shopping list with his tiny paws. Why does he get the short end of the stick? He comes up with the good ideas but Jessie and James just mess it all up. In fact they blame him for their plans fouling up! So what he can talk? He can't learn any new pokemon attacks after all his efforts talking.
What's with the rose James is holding. I'm guessing his sense of smell is the same as his style. Gone with the wind. He's afraid of getting married to Jessebelle. What's the matter James, afraid of commitment?
Jessie what's with the hair? Who's your stylist? get a new look.
Also, Why you're after Ash's Pikachu? You enjoy getting humiliated every single time when you attempt to steal pokemon? Why don't you just join the circus if you can't catch one measly pikachu?
I got plenty more where that come from folks.
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Despite all their effort and elaborate plans they can't catch 1 little pikachu. They have an entire machine full of powerful pokemon and they can't catch ONE pokemon. Just give up! They've never stolen a single pokemon (that we've seen) ALL their plans fail, and they're supposed to be team rockets best grunts! I'm supprised Giovanni hasn't fired them already, they have spent millions on building robots that get destroyed in seconds.
Thankyou. (bow)
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Jessebelle was a psychopath who didn't care about other people's feelings. And really, who would actually like a forced marriage? I think that running away was reasonable with how awful his family and almost-fiance were to him. He found people who actually cared about him after he ran away too.
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Hey you gotta admire them for there commitment.
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Plus its a squad you forgot wabafett 😎
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Wobuffet would have some good ideas, but Jessie keeps having him back in the poke ball.
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