I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

nope

That's fine. I don't need people.

I exit view, sending an army of low-level Shield Zamazentas. Even if their level 1 they are a literal shield. They can take h1ts.

I use their protection to find a way close to you. Once able I leap out and gr@b you. If you say you dodge it or something then I just never jump out because I'll only do it at the opportune moment when my grasp is inevitable.

I take in some of your D@rk P0w3rs. I can't hold on for long because your p0w3rs would c0rrupt me, but I have you long enough to t@k3 your p0w3r to reverse rules. I recreate Healing=P@1n and Great=B@d.

I use riovedarG with -♾ stats and uses constant esluP laeH!

Then I have pmahcaM use constant hcnuP cimanyD on me.

That now does health instead and sharpens my focus.

I use Pain Split on your Pain Split!

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I don't know where I thought that would get us, but I belive in my decision!