I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

You know what, @clasingla

I'm going to use a real strategy.

I fix our cha0s. We still have our Pokemon and abilities and what-not, but my space, time, and weather is back to normal.

Now, Plusle with Lightning Rod and Finneon with Water Absorb?

I use Ludicolos with Rain Dance, Beheeyems with Synchronize ability and Skill Swap, and Heliolisk with Dry Skin.

I use Skill Swap on your Plusles and Finneons, getting Lightning Rod and Water Absorb. Your Pokémon now have Synchronize. I use Rain Dance with Ludicolos to obviously cause rain.

This is where Heliolisk comes in.

Dry Skin prevents Water-Type dam@ge, instead healing it. Same goes for rain. It heals them. Rain Dance is now giving me consistent health. My Heliolisks use Discharge, which my Beheeyems don't take damage from, instead raising their Special Attack. Even though Lightning Rod is in play, multi-hitting moves still work. Now my Water Absorb and Ludicolos will take damage, but they are no longer needed and only take neutral dam@ge, so I can still use them a couple more turns. I now hit all of your Pokémon. If any of them get Paralyzed, it seems like Synchronize would Paralyze Heliolisk but it doesn't. Electric-Types are immune to paralyzes. My Beheeyems with Lightning Rod uses Hyper Beams and then are covered by my Water Absorb Beheeyems with Protect. Video Game wise that wouldn't work, but in real life like with the anime I can do this by positioning them in front of the recharging ones. This also protects them from Discharge that round. Ludicolo blasting Hydro Pump in the back just because. You get rid of my Lightning Rod Beheeyems my Heliolisks will switch to using Thunder, which never misses in rain and it won't be diverted by Lightning Rod now.

Counter if you can!

I'm at a loss for words...

I'll think of something, but it may be a little bit!