I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

I collect the Shiny Celebi Mystery Gift while Thur commands their Dialga to send Mewtwo back to execute their plan. I waste no time, going farther back then Mewtwo did, to the moment Arceus was born. I catch it with a Friend Ball. I then go a couple years into the future, when Arceus gains its power to create. I make a Pokémon, Authoriteus. It writes the entire future, and I ensure Mewtwo is never created, as well as Mega Malamar, Thur, and Clasingla. I also write myself ultimate power in current time. I travel back to the present with complete c0ntr0l and fame. N0 Thur and n0 clasingla.

It is the perfect counter because I did it before Mewtwo!

Wow @Hades0918 & @clasingla maybe your posts are so pitiful compared to me that they won’t approve!

mewtwo is a genetic copy of mew mew is based off a cat so if I have a laser pointer I can distract mewtwo with it so it can’t rewrite the world

My counter is here!

One of the first comments on the page.

That is because mew is the genetic ancestor of all Pokemon including arceus and since it can’t bre4d it must have created.