I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

im just bringing up the fact of weezing and 31 speed iv smeargle 252 speed ev with speed boosting nature with choice scarf and transform and imprison with a fast tail wind setter (I'll choose mew) to deal with the ditto's specifically like said before thats how you handle ditto's (or just neutrilizing gas and taunt could work too)

but behold me introduce you to my one and only behemoth the combo of a bunch of contrary serperiors with leaf storm and twice as many tatsugiri with memento which will boost the attack and special attack of all my serperiors by 2 stages and the other half of the tastugiri's will make even your strongest pokemon barely be able to make a dent

I gotta be honest

Y'all are cracking me up!

Counter after counter!

We're gonna go through all 1025 (I think that's how much we have) Pokémon and y'all will still be fighting!

Give me until tomorrow!

I'll have a full team, ready to attack!

Alright!

I have an army of Ceruledges and Arnarouges!

All the Ceruledges have Muscle Bands and know Bitter Blade, Solar Blade, Iron Head, and Shadow Claw. They are at level 100 and Max Trained! Their strongest stat is their Attack! They can Terrastylize into Fire and have a Flash Fire ability. For the Armarouges some have Heat Rocks and others have Focus Sashes. The ones with Heat Rocks know Sunny Day, Lava Plume, Armor Cannon, and Solar Beam. They have Grass terra types. The ones with Focus Sashes know Psychic Terrain, Expanding Force, Armor Cannon, and Dark Pulse. They have a Psychic terra type. All level 100 and Max Trained, best stat being Special Attack. Their abilities are Weak Armor.

Ceruledge holds the advantage against Mewtwo, using super effective Shadow Claw to eliminate it! It doesn't take damage from Fighting attacks and holds the advantage over Zacian with Bitter Blade. Even Zacian without its sword is weak against my Ceruledge, who knows Iron Head! My Armarouges have gotten rid of Kyogre's rain, letting the sun shine and increasing the damage of fire attacks! Along with its Heat Rock, the sun ain't leaving any time soon! They constantly use Lava Plume, hitting all Pokémon, including the Ceruledge, activating Flash Fire and increasing the Bitter Blade's damage. That along with Ceruledge's Muscle Band, increasing the damage of its Physical Attacks, Ceruledge gains all health it loses and one-shots all who stands in its way! Any water types will fall to an onslaught of Solar Beams and Solar Blades! The other half of my Armarouges set up Psychic Terrain and ensue chaos on all opposing Pokémon with Expanding Force! They also know Dark Pulse in case an opposing Psychic or Ghost tries to fight back. Anything weak to fire can say high to Armor Cannon! The Focus Sash allows them to tank moves that should one-shot them, and if the move is Physical, like if Zacian were to use Crunch, it will, yes decrease my defense, but also increase my speed sharply, making me one of the fastest Pokémon in play!

I also have an army Mega Blazikens! They, like my Ceruledges, hold Muscle Bands. They know Fire Punch, Thunder Punch, Close Combat, and Acrobatics. They hold Sitrus Berries. And, as we know, Mega Blaziken has the ability Speed Boost. In this Sunny Day, Fire Punch is doing max damage, especially with Muscle Band! Water Type? Thunder Punch! Knock me to half health? Eat my berry! Now I don't have a held item and Acrobatics does double damage! Plus the Muscle band increases Acrobatic's damage, too! My Ceruledges missed a Mewtwo X? Acrobatics! Plus the fact they are the fastest Pokémon in play thanks to Speed Boost! Let me mention the fact they are at level 100 and Max Trained, best stat Attack!

In the back I also have G-Max Cinderaces! In the Sunny Day, G-Max Fire Ball is destroying everything it hits! The Charcoal is pretty helpful, too! They also know Max Fist (High Jump Kick), Mas Airstream (Arial Ace), and Max Ooze (Gunk Shot)! They are level 100 and Max Trained, best stat being Speed!

Challenge me. I dare y'all @clasingla and @Thur55555555555!

Ok, so I don't know why I put Muscle Band on Blaziken It's only Sitrus Berry. I screwed up there sorry!