Which Pokémon would you eat?
I would probably eat octillery calamari.Even though it’s one of my favorite Pokémon it might still be good.I’ll also eat the whole torchic evolution line bc all I can do is just fry them.I’ll also eat appletun cuz it’s a big apple.I’ll also eat tsareena for obvious reason but it might actually taste good.I’ll also eat some corphish because lobster is good.I’ll also eat torkoal soup bc why not.And finally I’ll eat some slugma.
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I would say none, however, realistically if I lived in the Pokemon universe I'd end up eating a Pokemon at some point whether out of temptation or pure necessity. Considering that all of the Pokemon are sentient enough to be friends, this adds an extra layer of things to consider (yes, I know cats and dogs can be friends, and while I never would, there's small areas in the world that eat them).
Ideally I'd like to go for eating parts of a Pokemon, or by-products that wouldn't hurt the Pokemon. Like *Slowpoke Tail, Tropius' bananas, Combee Honey, whathaveyou.
*…on that note, did the Slowpoke Tail thing get retconned? We went from stopping Team Rocket from cutting a bunch off, to them being edible dishes ingame. Even the Pokemon Twitter account says "Slowpoke is so oblivious, it won’t feel any pain if its tail gets eaten…".
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oh come one man there is already a 13 page post about eating Pokémon
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that is what i wanted to say!! @Pokemaster9293
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Mods please delete this post right now.
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There are already references to eating Pokémon in the in-game lore, even outside the Pokédex, and a lot of them are based on animals eaten by humans in the real world or actual food made into creatures. We have an ice cream cone Pokémon, people.
This topic isn't all that bad... as long as people behave themselves.
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Lechonk, I already eat them in game when I want to grind exp.
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haha too late @NoahLaprasForum
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