Arceus is granting you a second chance...

Hades0918 · August 25

Pokémon

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/186805#Comment_186805

(Okay, let me roll a d20 irl quick)

The dice lands on 15 and suddenly the sky splits open, revealing a paradise

"You have convinced me to go easy on you. Enjoy your fate."

crayZender · August 25

Try to bargain...

@Hades0918

"?"

"so what's my fate arceus? what do you give me. free life range of all the taco bell i can eat. or finally dating some new girl in the pokemon paradise?"

i yell out loud

Hades0918 · August 25

Pokémon

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/186807#Comment_186807

"Nope. I grant you eternal life in a glorious castle of gold."

crayZender · August 25

Try to bargain...

"GOLD! im alegic to GOLD!"

i start chocking

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/186810#Comment_186810

oshoBug · August 25

Pokémon

laughs in joltik

DoubleCure · August 25

Try to bargain...

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/25608/arceus-is-granting-you-a-second-chance

I never take the first offer if I think I can get a better one... so I would bargain.

crayZender · August 25

Try to bargain...

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/186815#Comment_186815

bargain for what something like me or just die from alergic reaction to gold in the middle of a gold casstle.

Hades0918 · August 25

Pokémon

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/186813#Comment_186813

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/186818#Comment_186818

Just watches in confusion…

Hades0918 · August 25

Pokémon

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/186815#Comment_186815

What do you offer Arceus?

DoubleCure · August 25

Try to bargain...

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/186818#Comment_186818

Neither.

Arceus is granting you a second chance...

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