What is the most unhinged dialogue you've seen in Pokemon games?

"I know it…you just beamed a message directly into my brain....you're one of us, aren't you? The ones chosen by Starmie....you must join our next gathering as we await the Starmie whom lives among the stars and graces us with its presence"-
Business woman Cate in Legends Z-A (My gosh, nearly every NPC except for Corbeau and Lida were weird as heck)

"90% of all people find love here…you must be the other 10%"
-Random NPC in Sapphire and Ruby (ouch dude…ouch)

Peakychu

All from Z-A (being paraphrased because I'm too lazy to find the original quotes):
"I'm sick and tired of this life. I just wanna smell Pokémon!"
"Are Water-type moves made from the Pokémon's sweat? Or… other bodily fluids?"
"'Eyes! Aim for the eyes!' Those were my brother's last words…"