Story

Ok, so once upon a time there was a Charmander, and he was mad because all the other starters were being picked, until one day a trainer came in named G. U. and then he understood what Charmander was saying and started having a conversation with it

"Hello Charmander"

'hi'

"what's your name Charmander" said G. U.

'My name is Charmander' said Charmander

"Ok cool name Charmander" said G. U.

'Yes' said Charmander

"Ok" said G. U.

Then Charmander gulped G. U. in one chomp

(I have no idea why I wrote this)