Embarrassing my cousin Mason

so one time my cousin Mason rambled this insane story, I got it all on text and I thought he did this in his sleep, he was ticking me

Gurrbin world domination

For some reason mas kept telling either me or Pikachu to get a bag of dirt 

 Pikachu getting three diamond blocks

You and Pikachu trying to build a house

You and Pikachu try to build A ender portal

Professor willow killed A mewtwo

Something about the color blue and green

You wanted to head to Egypt to climb the Eiffel Tower

Pikachu (apparently) knows how to fly a plane

Your following rayqaza to and I quote (save more energy’s) 

Pikachu was trying to do a black flip off rayqaza

You went to sleep in a dream

You found A shiny snom

You are so glad for kalos

Pikachu try to lift the Eiffel Tower!

Something about donkey Kong

You’re probably going use donkey Kong to fight 

You’re changing clothes

You guys apparently love blackose

They apparently above sea and the waves are getting dangerous

You and Pikachu have to cut the lawn

Make that a circle in the yard

You cut the Eiffel tower usually

Pikachu is annoying you 

You and Pikachu broke up

Masons want to kill Donkey Kong self

Pikachu is apparently worthless

using all the infinity stones you could take out the note block

When you get the note block you could take over the world

Four months later (Batman sound effect)

You and Pikachu made back up

You and Pikachu have the same goals to become the strongest Trina

and take over the world

And you apparently succeeded

Pikachu is eating gurrbin

Pikachu you have to eat bonsai‘s they are nutritious (what has it become)

He ate another one

If you eat a shiny bonsai you’ll become the strongest Pikachu ?

He keeps eating

You are now want to kill Professor Oak

You are actually in a game (what game I have so many questions)

You’re are now flying to North Korea

Mas fell asleep(1. What happened to going to North Korea 2. What about the gurrbin situation

And now they’re back to killing Oak

They have to go to the highest level of security building ever to kill Oak

The Key is a Grubbin

His final weapon is a car (pacifically a caravolt)

Vikavolt killed Oak (what happened to gurrbin)

The end

I’m questioning Masons sanity but this was back in 2021-2022-2023