Oh Ange!
https://m.****.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Human_(not_Pokémon)
This is the April Fools joke for Bulbapida
I’ve never seen it myself, but some Human are reportedly able to understand the speech of us Pokémon!
Ange: Am I a joke to you
Prof.: Gadzooks! How can you understand me
Ange: long story
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Human (not Pokémon)
Ohoho! Good work creating a page for our Human friends, my malleable mate! Let’s do our best to fill it all up with the information we can remember about the Human, and then maybe they’ll be so impressed that they’ll return from wherever it is they went to!
…that is, if we can remember all the details correctly…HumanヒトHito#260401
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Human (Japanese: ヒト Hito) is not a Pokémon (at least, as far as I know).
It is not known to evolve into or from any other Pokémon... or any other creature.
Human has an alternate form called Pokémon Trainer. They are often a Pokémon's first partner Human.
Human were found in every region of the Pokémon world. But they haven't been seen for a while...
Contents
- 1 Biology
- 2 Game data
- 3 In animation
- 4 In the manga
- 5 In the TCG
- 6 In the TFG
- 7 Trivia
- 8 In other languages
Biology
Ditto, perfectly impersonating a Human
Let’s see here… You’re about three foot tall, wouldn’t you say, Ditto? Yes, that must mean that Human are also around three feet tall when fully grown! Judging by your excellent Transformation skills, they must also have had long, flexible arms for carrying out their important Human business.
They are pitifully weak and slow compared to us Pokémon, which is why we accompany them in teams of up to six for their protection. Human are social creatures that congregate in herds up to millions-strong, but these herds often fall out among themselves.
Along with nostrils, ears and a chomping orifice, Human possess two eyes. However, some are able to use the ‘Choice Specs’ item to become four-eyed. They have a tiny patch of fur on their heads - little enough to make an Exeggcute laugh, ohoho! Human can eat just about anything, but I’m sure they would never try to make a meal of us Pokémon, would they?
Like species such as Dwebble and Magcargo, Human feel uncomfortable if they lack a protective covering. Though most are soft, fleshy Normal-types, some distinguished members of the species take on the tough, fibrous characteristics of Grass-types once they reach the rank of Professor. Why else would they all be named after trees?
Game data
Pokédex entries
Generation IKanto
#260401Hm, let’s see what we could write here to fill up that Pokédex doohickey of yours, my polymorphic pal… Oh, yes - this creature is remarkable for its conspicuous lack of vines!
There once was a famous HUMAN who merged himself with a Pokémon. How unusual!
For some reason, HUMAN enjoy obsessively travelling up and down the coast of the island of Cinnabar.
Just like Pokémon, HUMAN make strange movements and noises when attacked with moves such as Flamethrower and Thunderbolt.
Generation IIJohto
#260401Despite living in the Johto region, the HUMAN here are still very fond of us Pokémon from Kanto!
The most powerful HUMAN sometimes take to the mountains in search of solitude.
Some HUMAN have been known to become fixated on beautiful Legendary Pokémon.
A HUMAN in Johto is said to be able to create Poké Balls from Apricorns, but he is rude and speaks in short sentences.
Generation IIIHoenn
#260401Kanto
#260401HUMAN are able to craft Secret Bases using the surrounding environment. Perhaps they could be hiding in one of those?
These creatures could create a range of noises using strange metal devices called… What was it now?...
Oh, I remember - trumpets!
Once it reaches level 30, HUMAN begins to experience aches and pains all over.
Some HUMAN choose not to allow their Pokémon friends to evolve, even though Rhyhorn grows into Rhydon at level 42.
Generation IVSinnoh
#260401Johto
#260401This species quickly becomes cold if there is no fire nearby. We should make a campfire for them!
Hm, this Pokédex doohickey seems to be taking a while to think. It says that it’s… saving a lot of data?...
HUMAN can be left trembling by the sound of piano music. No one seems to know why.
This species has been known to create superlative works of art and beautiful masterpieces.
Some HUMAN with little better to do with their time hunt relentlessly for Shiny Pokémon.
Generation VUnova
#260401I’ve never seen it myself, but some Human are reportedly able to understand the speech of us Pokémon!
Apparently, a female Human from Unova grew to an enormous size one day after falling out with their boyfriend.
Generation VICentral Kalos
#260401Coastal Kalos
#260401Mountain Kalos
#260401Hoenn
#260401Due to experiencing so many blackouts, the Human of Kalos gradually developed night vision.
Though the species is able to swim, some Human display a remarkable aversion to water.
Generation VIIAlola S M
#260401Alola US UM
#260401Kanto
#260401Human are very fond of using the move that allows them to trim tall grass and small trees. At least, that’s surely what a Cut-scene must be?...
A very nice Human lady lives in the Alola region. We should take Slowpoke to visit her and have a chill time!
Human are delightful friends to all Pokémon, and we must waste no time in finding them again!
Human are cruel, gluttonous beasts that systematically strip the environment of all beauty and goodness in their ravenous quest for consumption. Nothing is sacral to this creature, nothing has value if it cannot be crudely quantified - and they have the audacity to call us Pocket ‘Monsters’.
This species loves our Kanto region above all others, and never seems to stop visiting. Let’s hope they stop by again some day…
Generation VIIIGalar
#260401Isle of Armor
#260401Crown Tundra
#260401Sinnoh
#260401Hisui
#260401The Human of the Galar region take great pleasure in observing trees. They can be found staring up at the branches for hours at a time.
The Human of this region are said to be the most vocal of their kind in the world!
Though Human are superior craftsmen compared to us Pokémon, they do occasionally make mistakes.
Though most Human live on the surface, many individuals in this region choose to build communities underground. Perhaps they’re still there!
In Hisui, it is said that Human used to live in the tall grass while the Pokémon roamed free.
Generation IXPaldea
#260401Kitakami
#260401Blueberry
#260401Lumiose
#260401Hyperspace
#260401Oh, I say Ditto, something seems up with this Pokédex doohickey! Do you think we might have found too many Bug-type Pokémon?
Being a Human Professor in the Paldea region is reportedly a very dangerous business.
It’s unclear if Human can Mega Evolve. With those base stats, I’m not sure it would help much, ohoho!
Spin-off gamesPokopia
#260401A Human has yet to be seen in this new paradise, unfortunately…
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Game locations
Generation I
First spotted in a Human nest called Pallet Town, they all seem to have disappeared!
No word of where the Human might have gone...
Hopefully they'll return soon!
Generation II
Generation III
None in Hoenn either...
...How strange!
Let's check... oh, this is Kanto again. Still none.
None here...
...Or here.
Generation IV
Are Human anywhere in time and space?
or... somewhere else?
Perhaps I'll take a second look in Johto. Hmm...
None in the old Safari Zone.. or is it a park now?
Generation V
Generation VI
I hope the Human are okay.
None in Hoenn's deepest seas or darkest caves either.
Generation VII
Are they here during the day?
Or hiding out in the night?
Hey Pikachu, have you seen any Human? How about you Eevee? Wait... Is this Kanto? Again??
Generation VIII
Too cloudy for any Human to want to be here, for sure.
This used to be a whole Isle of Human. And did the tundra go independent?
Not surprised that no Human wanted to stay here.
There at least seemed to be Human here in the past.
Generation IX
I'd really treasure finding a Human here. Alas.
None in Kitakami. Not even any in the Blueberry Academy.
Lumiose City used to be bustling with Human. All gone now.
Held items
Games
Notes
Stats
Base stats
Range
At Lv. 50
At Lv. 100
HP:10
70 - 117
130 - 224
Attack:1
5 - 58
6 - 111
Defense:1
5 - 58
6 - 111
Sp. Atk:1
5 - 58
6 - 111
Sp. Def:1
5 - 58
6 - 111
Speed:1
5 - 58
6 - 111
Total:15
Pokéathlon stats
1/5
★☆☆☆☆
1/5
★☆☆☆☆
1/5
★☆☆☆☆
1/5
★☆☆☆☆
1/5
★☆☆☆☆
5/25
★☆☆☆☆
Type effectiveness
Under normal battle conditions in Generation IX, Human are:
Damaged normally by:
None
Weak to:
Normal2×Fighting2×Flying2×Poison2×Ground2×Rock2×Bug2×Ghost2×Steel2×Fire2×Water2×Grass2×Electric2×Psychic2×Ice2×Dragon2×Dark2×Fairy2×
Immune to:
None
Resistant to:
None
Notes
Learnset
By leveling up
Generation IXOther generations: I • II • III • IV • V • VI • VII • VIII
Move
0
Scream & Defecate
100
1%
40
1
Walk
20
75%
25
2
Talk
80
50%
35
12
Sudden anger
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-%
40
30
Back ache
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75%
20
By TM
Generation IXOther generations: I • II • III • IV • V • VI • VII • VIII
Evolution data
CenterLargeAccessibilityDelete
UnevolvedHuman
In animation
Human appear as secondary characters in several shows on these televisual doohickeys we've found lying around. One of them, Ashley Ketchup, assists a Pikachu in their journey to become a Master Pokémon.
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