I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar
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EJECT EJECT
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You forgot. It can't be stopped. Charizard has a hole at the bottom of its head now, and part of its brain stem and part of its lower brain are completely gone. The shot continues flying off, into space, its energy never diminishing due to the final portal's powers.
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I ate the fire. It tastes bad but I am now made of your Flames of Perfection.
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Me and the Delphox are unaffected because we are part light. I use Absolute Heal Block, which is guaranteed to work. I command all the Delphox to use Quetta-Moonblast once again, this time instantly putting it through the final portal to avoid it getting teleported or transported or redirected.
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And I open a hole, me and Char walk through it, I close it, and we avoid the attack. I never messed with the attack, so this can easily work. Nothing happens for seven minutes, but suddenly a void opens beneath your feet. You fall in without your Super Mega Delphox and, once you land, you're greeted by me and Char.
"Any last words?"
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"without your Super Mega Delphox"
Ha. What an absurd hypothetical. You might have noticed that I said both me and the Delphox are part light. I suppose it's nothing strange in this war. But didn't you wonder why? Well, when I was nonexistent, I sat alone with my thoughts for a while. I thought of how imperfect I was. A disgusting being known as a human, a creature so lowly, whose only purpose is worshipping the perfection of Delphox. But I felt… frustrated. A human doesn't deserve such a high position, to serve Delphox so directly. So what if… I tried to become perfection itself? What if I tried becoming a Delphox? So I put all my effort, throughout all the time I was gone, to become something closer to Delphox. To be something more worthy of serving it like this. I was called on into this battle suddenly, so I haven't perfected it yet, but… I have ∞ stats and all the moves there are.
You and Char get hit with a gigantic Quetta-Moonblast full of the final portal's power, at a speed faster than light.
(Also, here's a reminder that these are not my real opinions, this is a character, and I don't believe any of what I said about humans or Delphox. Delphox may be perfect, but I'm not the level of obsessed with it where I treat it like something above humans, and that's a good thing. Obsession in extreme amounts like that is unhealthy and not good for you.)
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(Dude, I'm vibing with this! I knew it was a joke. I love the direction this story is going! This was beautiful! You're really good at creating and getting into character!)
I have no time to even think as me and Char get obliterated by the blast. We scream in pain as the attack breaks everything in our bodies. We collapse to the ground, most of my body broken.
"That hurt," I grumble, slowly rising to my feet. "Good thing I can run on void power. I'd be dead if not..."
(If you're confused, I'm no longer relying on my mortal organs and bones. The power of the shadows is what I'm living on now. I have no bones or organs.)
"Hey, Char. Get up and use Fire That Smothers The Light!"
No response.
"Char, what's wrong?"
No response.
"Char?"
I look down and see Char's body slowly disintegrating. The amount of power from the light is destroying it, slowly but efficiently. It looks up at me with a sad but soft smile as it growls weakly.
"CHAR!!!" I exclaim, falling to my knees and touching it lightly. "N-No! Please! H-Hang on! You can tough it out! You always do!"
Char shakes its head at me. Its wings are completely gone and the tail is barely there. It nuzzles its head against me softly.
"Char," I whisper, hugging it tightly as tears spill from my eyes. "Please don't go. We can get through this!"
"Not this time," it tells me. I look at it with disbelief, unsure if it's actually speaking or I've gone delusional. "I've done what I can. This is the last I can handle. I love you, Hades. You've been an amazing trainer. Now go out there and restore the peace we have fought so hard to obtain."
And with that, its gone. No more Char. Dust in the wind. "This is because of you," I growl. I haven't turned to you, but you know I'm speaking to you.
As my anger rises, the entire realm begins to shake. Black holes rip the reality apart and everything bursts into flames. I turn to you and stare you dead in the eyes, my eyes having only rage.
"Prepare to meet an end worse than Char's."
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Haha! I finally got rid of that inferior edition Fire type. You're not that far from it in power, you know. So don't worry about what happened to him. You'll see him again soon, after all.
I gather the flames scattered across reality together into a ball using my powers. I then reverse all the black holes' lives till they're turned back into giant stars to add to the ball of flames. It's a size 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times the size of the sun, far larger than the largest black hole or star there is. I charge it in the final portal and launch it at you at a speed so fast it could escape the strongest black holes there are, being 1,000,000 times faster than the light that lets you see what's happening.
I call this attack The Inferno. A punishment for those like you who work so hard to oppose my ideals of a world where all will appreciate perfection to the degree they must, who work so hard to oppose the Perfect world of Delphox.
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