Rhyming time.

Thur55555555555 · January 23

I will hit it with a bat,

While I eat a cat. 🐱

Hades0918 · January 23

(Never do that. I'm telling you, it's awful)

I catch the bat in my hat

"How date you do that!"

Thur55555555555 · January 23

(Irl I am cracking up so hard!!!)
When I sit on a rat,

It may go splat. 🫟

Hades0918 · January 23

The smell of it will attract a gnat

And slurp up the remains it the rat that is now flat

PokeMom244 · January 23

(How did this get gross?)

So it'll probably go splat,
the rat you sat?

Thur55555555555 · January 23

I eat you just like that!

I need to sit on a mat.

Hades0918 · January 23

(No clue)

And this is why you're fat...

(I don't know your size in real life and even if I did I would never say that)

Thur55555555555 · January 23

I will use close combat.

Dont follow with copy cat.

(Irl I am mildly overweight but not as bad as you would expect.)

Hades0918 · January 23

I do what you say not to and use Copy Cat

Now I'm an expert at Close Combat, so I hit you with that

Thur55555555555 · January 23

I dodge stat!

How about we chit-chat?

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