I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

Hades0918 · January 2

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/112578#Comment_112578

I know

That's why it feels weird

To be slow yet fast

clasingla · January 2

I break the concept of speed

Hades0918 · January 2

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/112587#Comment_112587

So I can move without moving now

You feel yourself get hit 2100 times but I never move a muscle

clasingla · January 2

and I deflect it though it was like you never hit me in the first place

Thur55555555555 · January 2

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/112623#Comment_112623

And in those few milliseconds that you deflect I summon my true form. (If you have ever watched lord of the rings I am basically a ring wrath) I am a human like beast in dark robes with chain mail beneath them. My hood covers all light from my face.

Stats:

Atk 0

Sp atk ♾️

Def ♾️

Sp def ♾️

Hp ♾️

Speed ?

I extend my right hand a dark blade comes flying at @clasingla cleaving around @Hades0918 (it missed hades) to cleave into @clasingla with a tip that has a strange substance on it.