I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

Thur55555555555 · January 2

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/112525#Comment_112525

I also give you a bag of potato chips and in the process modify your dna so that you become a super beast which can go at any speed (like my deoxy did in the other page) and do anything.

Hades0918 · January 2

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/112526#Comment_112526

I gratefully take the chips and then you see me eat one

However, what really happened is I took three selfies, ate three other bags of chips, ran around 15 realities, and decapitated @clasingla

You don't know that, if course, being so fast

Thur55555555555 · January 2

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/112529#Comment_112529

Oh, no I saw that all in slow motion cause I can still perceive things quicker than you.

Hades0918 · January 2

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/112530#Comment_112530

Oh

Bet it was cool to watch, huh?

Thur55555555555 · January 2

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/112533#Comment_112533

Yeah, I photobombed your three selfies, took a few hundred more (with your phone), deleted the ones I didn’t like, edited the ones I did like, sent them to me, ate most of your chips, lapped you a few hundred times as you ran, and stabbed @clasingla a bunch of times for good measure.