I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

Nope

Still Normal and needs plates

It's just unholy instead of holy and white is black and gold is purple

Because of that... I've realized... WE NEED MORE CHAOS!!!

Funny thing is that they aren't weak to light

I still have them!

(Also, I take a bite out of a nearby tree)

My Shadow Arceus protects me

Once floating in space, I hop onto my Shadow Rayquaza

I want to educate y'all on Shadow Pokémon quick

As I said, color schemes are opposite

As an example, Shadow Arceus is black instead of white and purple instead of gold

Some of them get attacks unique to their new form

Another example with Shadow Arceus is Punishment instead of Judgement

This is because some of their personalities and stories change in the Shadow realm, which @clasingla called the void

Lastly, type matchups are opposite

Super effective is no effect and no effect is Super effective

Not very effective is effective and effective is not very effective

However, if they use an attack on a non-Shadow Pokémon, their attack on it does the normal match-up damage

But when it gets attacked you'll have to remember opposite

As you squeeze the life out of me, I just chuckle calmly

Then, before any of y'all can react, I disappear in a puff of smoke, reappearing right behind you and wrap my arms around your throat, my legs around yours, preventing movement

I then slowly tighten my grip

You can hear your armor crack beneath my strength as your breath becomes nonexistant

You can't focus on me, though, because Shadow Rayquaza is coming in with Dragon Decent

That is just effective, then

My head floats around, laughing like this is a funny joke

My body then grabs Deoxys, throwing it at you

I then grab my head, putting it back on with a relieved sigh

I then give Shadow Arceus an Ice Plate

It uses Punishment (if you remember correctly, that hits all of your Pokémon)

My Shadow Ray then uses Dragon Decent again, but on me

As it hits me, it Mega Evolves

I seem unfazed by the hit, still smiling

(In case you can't tell, I am pretty much the god of shadows and darkness)

(And no, I'm not weak to Fairy type moves)

I took it because I can do it better!

As you launch it at me, I shadow travel out the way, reappearing behind you

I then summon five purple orbs that are smokey and launch them at you

(By the way, they have homing so they follow your every move)