I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

I use a hoopa portal to direct your beam back at you.

no no no it’s not the end till I blow everything to smitherines again and again and again no one can stop me

I Absorb it again and send it straight at you and another one at hoopa desolving it

I Gmax my eevee and use Gmax cuddle on all three of us causing a giant group hug. And mimaku uses let’s snuggle forever to join in!

I summon a Giant Wobbuffet to hug everyone.

I use perish song so everyone starts to slowly d1e and use phantom force to get me and @Hades0918 away so we survive.