I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

And I Ultimate Weapon beam it and you

You try but a Gengar stops you

You can do that, but it still blocked you, meaning you get hit by the beam

I scream in agony as it absorbs me, sending me straight to Pokémon Diamon and Pearl

I waste no time, heading straight to Rowan, saying I want to start my journey

Rowan offers me the starters and I chose Chimchar

I'll skip the long story to me beating Cynthia

My team is Infernape, Starapter, Luxray, Lucario, Garchomp, and Weevile

I become champion and is now the strongest

I then travel to Mount Coronet with a flute and play a tune that I learned when me and @UnovanZorua fought and I sent myself to Hisui

Arceus appears and I challenge it, winning

I catch it and use its powers to take me back here, where only 6 months have passed

I send out my level 100 team that beat Cynthia

Try me!