I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

I influence the people into switching how they use win and lose, which becomes slang, and after some time travel ends up a grammatical rule of the language, changing the meaning of your statement.

You may have won the battle, but you lost the war of not seeming like a loser, which is more important in history and the grand scheme of things.

Lost the w4r lol. Ever heard the saying of how the winner writes the history book. Hades and I will be the only people to tell the next generation what actually happened we can tell them whatever we like.

That's true!

What should we tell the future generations?

We went from enemies to allies, both becoming devoted to protect our world from the horrendous @clasingla

You had to leave to go protect another part of the universe from another inter-galactic threat but promised you would return once done

I, now left alone, devoted myself furthermore to the noble cause, chasing clasingla to the ends of the universe!

After much fighting and chaos, I created peace with them and many other people that joined the fight

But then one of them started it again

I, once again, had to fight

In the end, it became me stopping @UnovanZorua from manipulating the world to love Delphox

After ripping reality apart, we agreed to work together to fix this

After that, we had peace again

Until clasingla attacked

Again

Somewhere along the way, we found ourself in a game show in the past

But I traveled back to the future and took control, not for selfish desires but reasons to keep peace

Then you returned, ensuring our perfect world

We are humble heroes

Mewtwo is allergic to gluten so I didn’t eat any food but I then used my mind control powers to hypnotize pecheraunt forever making @Hades0918 normal again.