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  • Hey_PIKMIN
    Hey_PIKMIN Member Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭
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    #12

    Hey mom can I buy Pokemon Red and Blue?

    No we have Red and Blue at home

    Pokemon Bed and Glue

  • TheJeffers
    TheJeffers Member Posts: 1,870 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    #13

    @Hey_PIKMIN I don't want to know any more about your upbringing based on this post.

  • clasingla
    clasingla Member Posts: 4,019 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    #15

    Pokémon gold and silver

    pokemon cold and griller

    cold starters freezadile chillaquil and icarita

    griller starter cookadile crisparita and steamaquil

  • Hey_PIKMIN
    Hey_PIKMIN Member Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭
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    #16

    @TheDark_Sylveon and @clasingla

    Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire

    Pokémon Shy (it means the same thing as one of the words that rhymes with Ruby but I don’t really want to say what that word is) and Pokémon Laugh-ire

    Starters

    Pokémon shy - Freecko Scarchic and Moodcry

    Pokémon Laugh-ire - Ha, Ha ha and Ha Ha Ha

  • clasingla
    clasingla Member Posts: 4,019 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    #17

    How’s this for pokemon diamond and pearl

    pokemon almond and cruel

    pokemon almond chestwig hazelchar peaplup

    pokemon cruel sinistwig pranklup revengechar

  • clasingla
    clasingla Member Posts: 4,019 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    #18

    We should actually make story for these

  • Hey_PIKMIN
    Hey_PIKMIN Member Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭
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    #19

    early route encounters

    Pokémon Bed - Sprigasleepo, Aw wook at dat! It’s a whittle Waikou!, Sleepoof

    Pokémon Glue - Chair with human stuck to it, Sleepareeta, and katamari

    Pokémon shy - introvert, Ralts, and shymander

    pokemon laugh-ire - Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • Jokemon811
    Jokemon811 Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
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    #20

    What do you call a sick pokemon?

    A Pik-AHCHOO! 😁I'm very proud of that one. Made it up on the spot.

  • Hey_PIKMIN
    Hey_PIKMIN Member Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭
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    #21

    SDRAWKCAB KOBRA DNA SNAKE LLEPS

    sorvaedne nomekoP ruoy ni kcul doog uoy tnarg I neht syas siht tahw tuo derugif uoy fI

    (:<

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