Tell me you hate me without actually saying you hate me (Pokémon style)

Hades0918

I'll go first!

I love you as much as a Seviper does a Zangoose

MonstaDash

You are the Magikarp in my life, holding tightly to the everstone that keeps you as you are.

Evolve8eon

I love you as much as smart people like charizard and hate screwbot factory 2

PokeMom244

I-i cant.
Why would you make this post.?
I love you as much as... misty loves bug types.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/143418#Comment_143418

There is a good one!

(We're just joking, so don't feel bad!)

PokeMom244

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/143434#Comment_143434

Well thank you!

Hades0918

Here's another!

I love you as much as @UnovanZorua love Greninja and Charizard!

PikachuChamp040

On a scale of 1-255, I love you as much as shedinja’s hp stat

UnownJ7

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/143622#Comment_143622

hey that’s at least a 10 in Pokémon Go!

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/143622#Comment_143622

Oof!

Candy0_o

I hope Bewear gives you a big hug today!