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Pokémon-related Dad Jokes

JuliusVercelli
JuliusVercelli Member Posts: 159 ✭✭✭
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in Pokémon Square #1

Give me your best Pokémon themed dad jokes.

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  • Hades0918
    Hades0918 Member Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    #2

    Cover your face when you Pik-ACHU!

    It will protect those around you

  • ShinyPokemon795
    ShinyPokemon795 Member Posts: 283 ✭✭✭
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    #3

    The Pokerap Ultimate is in my head

    Don't be-a-doof-is, (bidoof) just study a lot!

    If you're Slaking in school, you'll drop out sooner.

    And abstinence is key or you'll get a Mime Jr!

    Wanna (Swanna) grab some candy, for a sweet treat?

    But A-more-amazing (Amura) snack is a Peach-you (Pichu) can eat!!!

  • ShinyPokemon795
    ShinyPokemon795 Member Posts: 283 ✭✭✭
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    #4

    I just realized that its Amaura, not Amura

  • Tacolaser
    Tacolaser Member Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    #5

    Why did the Winggull fly by the sea?

    Because if it flew by the bay, it would… still be a Winggull. I think I did this joke wrong.

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