Pokémon-related Dad Jokes

JuliusVercelli

Give me your best Pokémon themed dad jokes.

Hades0918

Cover your face when you Pik-ACHU!

It will protect those around you

ShinyPokemon795

The Pokerap Ultimate is in my head

Don't be-a-doof-is, (bidoof) just study a lot!

If you're Slaking in school, you'll drop out sooner.

And abstinence is key or you'll get a Mime Jr!

Wanna (Swanna) grab some candy, for a sweet treat?

But A-more-amazing (Amura) snack is a Peach-you (Pichu) can eat!!!

ShinyPokemon795

I just realized that its Amaura, not Amura

Tacolaser

Why did the Winggull fly by the sea?

Spoiler Warning

Because if it flew by the bay, it would… still be a Winggull. I think I did this joke wrong.