I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

clasingla

I summon a dynamax Tyranitar to clash with the guzzlord

Thur55555555555

OK pangoro outspeeds Ttar in trick room and does double super effective damage so I will dmax that and guzlord will run around that f1ght.

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/95583#Comment_95583

Sounds good! Also the sign doesn’t matter hoopa will just laugh at it!

clasingla

i make a d&d campaign with the pokemon then have a very strong boss wipe out their entire party making them sad that they lost the characters they probably spent an hour making

Thur55555555555

My Pokémon can’t read talk write or hear unless it is in regards to me or hades.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/95683#Comment_95683

That's cru3l!

That sadness turns to rag3 and it makes them @ttack you!

clasingla

i have +5 constitution and +5 dexterity with advantage and proficiency in stealth so they will never find me

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/95695#Comment_95695

We'll use dogs like Arcanine and Houndoom to track you down.

clasingla

I’ll put some bones on a pitfall trap

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/95721#Comment_95721

I use cat Pokémon, then. They, like dogs, are natural hunt3rs and won't be distracted by silly bones.

I also use Cubones and both versions of Martowack, for they think you used the bones of their ancestors and will now chase you til they get you.