I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111823#Comment_111823

You try, but we're gone

And now our army of Shadow and Light Pokémon are attacking you

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111826#Comment_111826

Hahaha! I teleport to the one space inside my pac-man that is safe. I use teleport on the pac-man to the other side of the universe and begin eating the entire universe in seconds. I ate one of your shadow Pokémon and it completely obliterates it.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111834#Comment_111834

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Well we were hiding because we were strategizing, but now we are scared!

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111837#Comment_111837

I use my psychic powers to follow you in the past when you escaped, find where you are hiding and summon the biggest hoopa ring ever traveling through it straight to you two.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111841#Comment_111841

Where an army of Shadow and Light Meowscarda ambush you

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111843#Comment_111843

My beast doesn’t even notice them but sucks in a deep breath causing a giant wind gust to suck them into my beast. During that my beast doesn’t even slow down going towards you for a second.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111847#Comment_111847

Hmm…

We then use Shadow Kyogre and Light Groundon, causing chaotic weather and they use Deep End Waves and Raising of the Earth

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111852#Comment_111852

My pac-man simply drinks the ocean and swallows the land. It eats groudon and kyogre too. You can see it isn’t even slowing down and it still has a more ravenous appetite than you could imagine.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111856#Comment_111856

I use Shadow Ball and Light uses Moonblast

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/111861#Comment_111861

The beast eats them both. He also begin sucking in so hard you can barely hold on. If a portal of any kind was summoned it would simply fly into his mouth.