I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

Voltareon2012 · November 20

I save @Hades0918 by changing your reality to one full of carrot flavored cotton candy. Why I do this?
No idea!

dragonitebeam · November 20

I re summon Origin Form Necrozma, fully under my control due to it being in a Master Ball, and use a Judgemental Prismatic Laser on @clasingla.

Hades0918 · November 20

Is there any ranch?

Carrots are bland without it

And I doubt cotton candy will be better

clasingla · November 20

then I soak your cotton candy to melt it like so so the ground we stand on is no more

Hades0918 · November 20

Ew!

Now the ground is wet and sticky!

I grab a handful and throw it at you, @clasingla

clasingla · November 20

how dare you I now turn the ground into yarn and cotton and the trees into needles and sewing pins

Hades0918 · November 20

I grab a tree and, with my godly strength, pull it out and charge at you

clasingla · November 20

I use a shield made out of pure foam have the needle stick to it and launch you far away

Hades0918 · November 20

A snap my fingers and a slide made of chocolate appears, which I just so happen to land in on the perfect angle to slide down safely

clasingla · November 20

I change the scenery to a quiz show hot lava above both of our heads and the announcer announces the first question

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