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Pokémon: If Poké Dex Entries were Funny: Dusknoir

BlaziiBoi
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edited May 1 in Pokémon Square #1

Shield: With the mouth on its belly, Dusknoir swallows its target whole. The soul is the only thing eaten --- Dusknoir disgorges the body before departing.

Meme version:

Dusknoir: Meets Sobble

Sobble: Hello!

Dusknoir: Eats Sobble

Dusknoir: chomp chomp chomp GULP

BLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH

vomits Sobble

Dusknoir: Mmm-mmm! So good and tasty!

Sobble: Peter Griffin broken back meme