I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

Oh...

I guess we're at a stand still with me not really able to do anything underground underwater and you above ground in mud.

I cover myself with a pack of Mantine where nothing can see me.

(I don't remember Sygiliph's Pokédex entry or sight. I just always remember thinking it looks weird)

So in other words you're using Sygiliph to keep an eye for me because it will attack me if I cone close to its territory (or you) and you're using Luxray to constantly know where I am?

Smart!

What you didn't know (or see) is my army of Kecleons that were camouflaged all around you. Some of them are Dittos. So now you are being attacked by an army of Kecleons and Dittos that are now transformed into your Pokémon!

All while I'm safely away from all this!

I show the kecleons my receipt showing that I bought their goods and is not a thief so they don’t attack me for the ditto I have espurr which will psychically tell me which ones are dittos which then I will use a stay away wand to get them far away from me

Ok