I Have the Answer to Mega Malamar

Yeah I know just a thought.

Ok. It was a good thought, too. If Pokémon was real and this w@r wasn't happening, and someone had G-Max Inteleon and Hoopa, they could h1t anything, anywhere. they would be a m3nace!

I have 305 comments all together in this app.

I'd be willing to bet at least 275 is in this thread!

OK first thing to remember is I AM MEWTWO I said that a while ago.

In gen 1 Mewtwo can learn teleport so I will go of of that.

I was teleported by hades in front of Yvetle sh00ting a beam of d34th at me. (I will ignore clasinga for this so they can do as they please) First I used teleport to get right behind Yvetle and as the gengars and chandeliers were closing in I pulled a ghostium z out of were ever Pokemon store items and quickly used never-ending nightmare (shadow ball) on Yvetle so it would be distracted by the nightmare even though it’s not very effective. Then Mewtwo preceded to teleport right above where clasinga and him were teleported through hoopas rings. Then Mewtwo used teleport on his ghostium z and revealed a keystone on his wrist. Mewtwo teleported again back to behind Yvetle who had almost broke free from never-ending nightmare. (I guess it does end!🤣) Mewtwo mega evolved into MEGA MEWTWO Y! (Just so you know it’s pokédex entry says “Despite its diminished size, its mental power has grown phenomenally. With a mere thought, it can sm4sh a skyscraper to sm¡thereens.” So with three thoughts Mega Mewtwo Y shatters hades dimension collapsing it in on itself. Then Mewtwo teleports back to the regular world.

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