Why Malamar is the BEST Pokemon ever

The question is: I think you posted this before the website started promoting Malamar. Are you the one to lead us to Malamarian glory?

@NoahLaprasForum started this, he wanted to say what Pokemon he loved, and it went from there.

I just found out because I saw Lysandre do it in the manga and I was like, "Is that really how you do it?"
Five minutes later- "Oh look. It is."