Very Much Confused cult battles

rules: I will battle the first person to accept. We shall battle in posts. Your Pokemon has to be your pfp. You can use only moves that would make sense for your pfp pokemon to have. You can Mega-Evolve and terrastilize. If I win, you join Very Much Confused cult, if you win and you are already part of Very Much Confused Cult, you shall be promoted. (Recruit>private>corporal>seargent>lieutenant>general).