How would YOU like advertise your OWN favorite Pokemon??!
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Nvm
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you want warmth? Get a Darumaka! Cute friend? Darumaka! Pal for life? Darumaka!
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lol I get the quote and I appreciate it.
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celebrity comes on screen “I like morpeko” commercial ends and millions of people buy morpeko
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Enough said. RIP Rachael Lillis, 2 years(8/10).
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Want some creepy eyes stairing from a shadow?
Is it always too hot in a room?
Do you want to slowly be life energy draind?
Want some bad luck?
Just get a Gengar
(Don’t mind the live energy thing, don’t worry about that)
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I thought my life was okay 😐
I thought Pelliper was great and it had no weakness and its best friend was Raichu. 🥲👍
I was wrong. 😭😱💀👎
I thought my life was over until my doctor prescribed me with the greatest life changer when trying to use a rain team and his name is the big Politoed. 🐸🫸 🦢🐀⚡️
Take one Toed a day and your worries about having to hold a Raichu on your team to protect a useless stupid Pelliper with lightning Rod is over 🦆🎶🔫🐸👍
Side effects may include no tailwind, grass type weakness, no protection against Perish Song, no wide gaurd, ground type disadvantage, and you know what? For giggles maybe a little d1arrhea, and in worse case with no maxed out defensive stats, de@th.
Ask your doctor to about Politoed. When you cant outspeed your enemies to de@th, sing them to de@th 🥰🐸
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