I want to run an experiment...

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115684#Comment_115684

I eat it and try to eat your hand.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115687#Comment_115687

I yank my hand away

"FREAK!!!"

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115695#Comment_115695

Hmm, it doesn’t taste that seasoned.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115699#Comment_115699

Naturally salty

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115701#Comment_115701

I guess I should try it again to see if my palate has adapted yet.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115703#Comment_115703

"NO!!!"

I toss a plate of Torchic nuggets at you

Joeybear7

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115671#Comment_115671

THE SPICY PIZZA IN YOUR EYE

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115709#Comment_115709

I actually ate it while I waited for you to explain what its topping were.

Thur55555555555

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115705#Comment_115705

As I run at you I eat everysingle nugget.

Hades0918

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/115765#Comment_115765

As you get close, I step back and swing a whole Sirfetch'd at you