what pokemon do you think did 9/11

Weapon reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand, if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks, it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the Maul had more of an identity than "It's the Homewrecker but for rich people". So, I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats, ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun".