1 billion lions vs every pokemon
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The Pokemon, easily
There are several borderline omnipotent Pokemon who have more intelligence then the smartest human
The lions are animals
He/Him
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Ever notice how there’s no Pokémon in our world yet lions still exist? This can only mean one thing
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1 billion lions when they have to fight against 252+ Spa Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Chi-Yu Helping Hand Overheat in the harsh sun
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Ok but are counting Arceus as his true Deity forme or just the Avatar?
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252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD dumb lions in Sun: 2604-3064 (986.3 - 1160.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
i like pokemon and am gay
he/him
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I choose Pokémon but mostly because the legendaries of each region hard carry
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If we're going by lore or Pokedex, the Pokemon win because Arceus or Palkia or Dialga make them never exist.
If we're going by game mechanics assuming damage from moves that hit multiple opponents stays the same going from 2 to a billion and assuming the lions have stats similar to a Pyroar, the lions get one-hit KO'ed by Kyogre's Water Spout after it gets boosted by a few hundred Helping Hands and Coachings. Even if you gave every Lion a Focus Sash you could use After You on Oranguru and Instruct Kyogre to do it again.
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Spread moves get reduced by 1/1,000,000,000, lions win every time
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The Pokemon clear
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Lions have the numbers, but the Pokemon has the 252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat in Sun. I don't think the lions stand a chance.