Tacolaser

All energy problems would be solved using Pikachu power plants. Appletuns could end world hunger. Mewtwo could destroy the current world order and bring about a glorious new era in which Pokemon rule.

in What if Pokémon we’re actually Real? Comment by Tacolaser March 28

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/141085#Comment_141085 Good. Now replace my organs with robots, so I can become a superhuman.

in Would you rather 5 Comment by Tacolaser March 28

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/141197#Comment_141197 Friday is named after a Norse goddess of beauty. Saturday (which is objectively better) is named after tyrannical deity from an entirely different pantheon. The system already lacks logic. What I want is uniform chaos.

in Happy Friday! Comment by Tacolaser March 28

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/141071#Comment_141071 Pikachu!

in Me bored. Comment by Tacolaser March 27

Friday is a state of mind. If we want to, we could make it so that tomorrow is Friday, and the day after is too. We can make it Friday every day. Who will join me?

in Happy Friday! Comment by Tacolaser March 27

https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/comment/140869#Comment_140869 Yes. In fact, I will promote you to Professional Rich Surgeon.

in Would you rather 5 Comment by Tacolaser March 27

Definitely the second one. My job would be Professional Rich Person.

in Would you rather 5 Comment by Tacolaser March 26

I'll have the secret menu option whose true name is so great that it can only be spoken by the Chosen One and Pokemon Company employees.

in Welcome Comment by Tacolaser March 25

I am in full support of this. Listen to us, TCPI!

in Feedback for the Forums: Warn the user if 1 or more of his/her posts has been deleted Comment by Tacolaser March 25

I really like this idea. I especially enjoy the name "Phytoplancado". It's just fun to say.

in New Fish Pokemon Comment by Tacolaser March 25

Tacolaser ✭✭✭✭

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